MEGA MAC~

Went Cineleisure Damansara with dearest few days ago. After cracking our head for ages deciding what to eat, McDonald became our choice because of few reasons:

1.) Kinda broke, can't afford anything nicer other than fast food.
2.) Saw the McD ad with their latest burger, the MEGA MAC.
3.) Haven't eaten burger for quite some time.

Then we ordered a set of Fillet-o-fish burger and a MEGA MAC~

BEHOLD THE MEGA MAC!!

Mega Mac in the box


Out comes the Mega Mac~


Dearest holding the Mega Mac. Looks big rite?


Mega Mac in my hand. Looks much smaller. LOL.


Dearest trying to bite Mega Mac. I like this pic~

After finishing our burgers, we tried the Big Mac Chant challenge(unofficial). The challenge is to read the sentence "two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun." in 4 seconds. Do that within 4 seconds and you'll get a free big mac~ But first you have to buy a McValue Meal. You'll get one entry coupon with every McValue Meal purchased. I haven't used the coupon yet. Hehe... So both of us tried to read the sentence as fast as possible, my fastest record was 2.89 seconds. Hehe... But somehow dearest could not finish her sentence because she kept laughing. The word "patties" reminds her of "panties". LOL.

The coupon

Can you do it?

The price for Mega Mac is around RM 10, just for the burger. It's very filling. I got very full after finishing it. Overall it taste just like Big Mac, just that it's bigger.

"two all-beef panties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun." Anyone want a piece of it? LOL.

*something wrong with the font size. I kept changing it to normal size but it kept reverting to small size. zzz....

Just some pictures

is the duck on the board pointing something familiar?

chicky: OH MY ASS!! AHH!! MY ASS GOT PENETRATED!! LOL

smart kid... wonder who's his parents and teacher.

nice design... the 3rd generation of proton saga.

this is the right way to park you car. minimum wastage of parking space.

i never knew crap could be cool n cute. LOL.

dearest, this formula doesn't apply to you lo. hehe...

HISTORY

According to Karl Marx, "History does nothing, possesses no enormous wealth, fights no battles. It is rather man, the real, living man, who does everything, possesses, fights. It is not History, as if she were a person apart, who uses men as a means to work out her purposes, but history itself is nothing but the activity of men pursuing their purposes.". However the most understandable and widely accepted definition of History is quoted by a Malaysian Scholar named Ee Wenhan. According to Ee Wenhan, "History is nothing but just a subject we have to study in order to pass our exams. Screw History!!"

Ok ok... Enough of definition of history. Today i will be teaching you all the subject history but be rest assured that my history lesson would not be as dry and lifeless like most of the history lessons. The topic for our history lesson today would be the "The History of Middle Finger". Did i get your attention? I'm sure there are plentiful of people out there pointing middle fingers and saying "Fuck You" but do they know why the gesture and phrase is used?

Man... I love this kid...

So here i am today to teach you all about the history of middle finger.

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all the captured English soldiers.

Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English Longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This English Longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" or "pluck yew".

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle finger at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew!".

Since "pluck yew" is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative "F", and thus the words often used in conjunction withe the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird". It is STILL an appropriate salute to the French today.

And Yew thought Yew knew every plucking thing!!

So that is the end of our lesson. You may leave the class now. Go out and spread the knowledge you have gained today. Enlighten your friends, family or even anyone out there. Give them the middle finger. LOL.

By the way, i will not held any responsibility for any of your actions. Thank you.

phrases of my feelings

Recently i got lazy and didn't update my blog for quite sometime. But today i have nothing to do, so here am i posting a short nonsensical post.

the following phrases are words that's floating in my mind every now and then:

WANNA STAY IN PJ!!

FARKIN EXAMS...

DAMN THE BLOODY BITCH SUZANNE!!

WANT TO GET MY HANDS ON NEW PDA!!

FARKIN BORED!!!!

DAMN THE FARKIN WINDOWS VISTA!!

FARKING TRAFFIC JAM IN KLANG!!

HOLIDAYS HOLIDAYS!! WANNA GO HAVE HOLIDAYS WITH DEAREST!!

MISS MY DEAREST...

Guess thats all for my short update. Might be adding more stuff tomorrow.

regrets...

sighhh... regrets regrets and regrets... i frequently done things that i regret later... saying sorry doesn't undo the things i've done... i know i should have better control over my temper and behaviors and yet i repeat my mistakes over and over again... i hate myself...

recently assignments and headlines plus presentation are hounding my ass. my stress level and blood pressure raised significantly... i get agitated easily under stress. i get minor headaches every week and at times, i get agitated easily and said things or done things i deeply regret after i calm down. but this doesn't gives me the excuse to being such an asshole.

i just want to apologize to everyone around me especially to my dearest. i've done loads of things that might hurt you or displeased you but i never meant to do it... i am sorry...
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i hate myself...

Existence

existence. i don't understand it.

Car License Plates

Recently SOMEONE who is very close to me learned a lot of new words... I could not disclose his/her name because by doing so, i would be in real DEEP SHIT. His/Her vocabulary has certainly improved by a lot. HOWEVER he/she only increased his/her vocabulary of rude words.

When he/she is in my car, he/see will look at car license plates of the cars around and he/she will give some comments.

Example:
1. WMB is kinda close to MCB and MCB = MaCiBai
2. WJL is kinda close to LJ and LJ = Lan Jiao
3. WKC is kinda close to HKC and HKC = Ham Ka Chan

Very smart and creative of him/her right?

And recently he/she had been caught cursing Ci Bong, Kanasai and some other not so polite words. LOL.

I hope he/she will change this bad habit before it's too late. Hahaha...